Guten Tag :)

Hmmm.. ever wondered what orkut can do to you.... well some people are actually crazy n go overboard in pestering people to increase their scrap count n some people are soo sweet that they oblige to these demented minds . So this post here is dedicated to a very very dear frnd of mine Sheekhu who actually took the pains to write down a story in my scrap buk to increase the count nd in the process startd enjoyin so much that she is thankful to me that i made her discover n an alternative proffession n she cud as well hit the news stand with a bestseller of her own. So people in the net few yrs or so if u find a new author on the blocks whose books top the bestseller charts u kno who to thank :D (me of course ) for unleashin such a creative genius.

Scene : An ordinary day mundane things happenin . Anu as usual has nothing to do n so is whiling away her time orkuttin.
Meanwhile Sheekha is busy with mining of data , trying to reduce the dimensionality of data with neural networks( ?? ) in china.
Anu here is has a new found craze of learnin german hence gtalk status msg : GUTEN TAG. Sheekha suddenly notices it n hence begins a story...
S : koi german pasand aa gaya hai kya..?? GUTEN TAG eh.. ?? naam kya hai chokre ka...??
A : yup ( battling eyelashes.. )... Nedermeyer acha naam hai na.. :)
S: yuck wat a name!! log bol bhi nahi payenge..!! u cudnt find ne1 else kya...
A: lol sheekha wats in a name n cum 2 think of it i'll learn a new lang..
S: gawwdd..!!! then go find a french n ho i can help u findin a chinese here .
A ( visibly hurt ):he is my soul mate *sobs * sobs*
S (meek acceptence) :okay okay never mind ill call him laddu then.. haha name has many subsets..u sure its just 1 person n u hvnt found luv in all of them..!!
A : buhooooo.......
so much for hurtin me ab mera 700 scraps karo else ill never forgive u...

N hence began the story of Nedermeyer.
Disclaimer : The story is purely an item of fiction and any resemblence whatsoever to any person dead or live is purely coincidental.

So Once upon a time thr lived in a small province of India a sweet and simple girl unknown to the maladies and prejudices existing in the big wide world outside.....
the little girl.....radha....lost in her own little world of dolls and sweets wudnt hve ever dreamt the future tht was destined to her......Blissfully ignorant of all those dark forces contriving against she grew up to be a beautiful young lady soft hearted and cheerful....and the admirers she had....ready to die for one glimpse of tht charming smile...But thr was not a single one among these 4r whom her heart wud skip a beat.....4r whose attention she wud love to seek.....no not here....not a single person.....alas tht desire to seek thy true love......made her leave the small valley of haapiness....n she went out with three pair of clothes a ring and two pair of shoes to seek her destiny......her true love....acroos seven oceans and the mountains.....he litlle princess went....but alas.....nowhere could she find him....whr was he??? disappointed and tired......drained of every penny and also probably every hope.....and nowhere to go......she took shelter under a leafy willow tree admidst the forest of rudgeria in the east coast of germany....Soon she was wandering in the comfortin lands of dreams....but today she saw something else....something....no someone she had been seekin so long....yes she saw him.....she awoke with a start.....and found herself staring at a man fair and handsome....who was starin...ohhh... right at her face....Yes this was the man she saw in her dreams....but who washe....and how did he find her....suddenly feeling shy....she cudnt muster enough courage to ask all these.....and went red at her own thoughts........there was a charm a fire an attraction.....that cudnt be said in words....unspoken they said everything....they felt it all.....they guy Arnsah Nedermeyer was a doctor in the kings army. There lay a painful irony infront.....he had just been summoned by the king.....to be a general....in the impendin war of the seven nations......jst met and time had come to say farewell....how cruel....after all the pains and so long a wait....jst for this one moment.....The they had an idea....they'll learn....learn the new ways of life.....n no they wont bid each other a teary gudbye...thrilled with wat had just dawned on them.....they lovingly created gmail id's just for one another......no they will never create an orkut homepage....never.....they did want nyone else in their life....jst the two of them......n thus they entered a whole new world.....a world of homepages n emoticons.....he was thr in the war.....but every nite wud write her a mail.....of course the warfield was wi-fi enabled and he had used all his savings to buy two laptops....one he had gifted to radha......Radha....eagely awaited those mails and dutifully replied to each and everone....but something was bothering her....
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Wat was botherin the lil princess... Will their luv be able 2 conquer the distances.. Will this be an happily ever after story.... What happens next....

To be continued..
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n yes for my dear sheekhu any time u r free (coz im utterly jobless ) we can continue with this new found obsession. ( J.K. Rowling in the making. )

Shani ki shaam

hmm.. seems shani (saturn for the angrez out here ) is showin its asar (effect.. warnin 4 angrez out here many more hindi words ahead n translations may not follow ) even on me... now how else cud u justify the updation of a perennially updated blog coinciding with the "Grand alignment " all the six planets in line... oh or is it varun ( nepute... astro nomy/logy gyaan.. :D)i really dunno(star news ko call karna padega).. or rather ask india Tv which is analysing the true cause of Gujjar violence.. ( O dear politicians not ur fault at all it the heavens conspiring against u.. reservations sc quotas false promises these r trivial issues.. what cud u do wen the planets vo bhi 1 nahi 6... r all gettin in one line 2de.... ) or rather shud i ask aaj tak as the lady questions the ever so great jyotishacharyaji .. mere pati ka promotion nahi hua kaafi dino se ans : distribute food n clothes among brahmins, sunday ka vrat bhi rakhein ( husband wondering do i go to office or not.. :-? ). Forget about the fact that it happens once in 20 yrs n today we wud be able 2 see it with naked eyes n forget about the sheer beauty of the site forget the marvels of god the science o planets ur bad wat all shit u do gujjar violence , no promotion , dissolution of super 30 n a pending offer letter ( i still havent got my joinin dates .. help help.. !!! ) My life is not determined by my actions but your postions so align yourself favorably do what i may....

P.S. my sincerest apologies to star news for breaching the copyright laws... ( title choori ka hai )