Monday, June 11, 2007

Guten Tag :)

Hmmm.. ever wondered what orkut can do to you.... well some people are actually crazy n go overboard in pestering people to increase their scrap count n some people are soo sweet that they oblige to these demented minds . So this post here is dedicated to a very very dear frnd of mine Sheekhu who actually took the pains to write down a story in my scrap buk to increase the count nd in the process startd enjoyin so much that she is thankful to me that i made her discover n an alternative proffession n she cud as well hit the news stand with a bestseller of her own. So people in the net few yrs or so if u find a new author on the blocks whose books top the bestseller charts u kno who to thank :D (me of course ) for unleashin such a creative genius.

Scene : An ordinary day mundane things happenin . Anu as usual has nothing to do n so is whiling away her time orkuttin.
Meanwhile Sheekha is busy with mining of data , trying to reduce the dimensionality of data with neural networks( ?? ) in china.
Anu here is has a new found craze of learnin german hence gtalk status msg : GUTEN TAG. Sheekha suddenly notices it n hence begins a story...
S : koi german pasand aa gaya hai kya..?? GUTEN TAG eh.. ?? naam kya hai chokre ka...??
A : yup ( battling eyelashes.. )... Nedermeyer acha naam hai na.. :)
S: yuck wat a name!! log bol bhi nahi payenge..!! u cudnt find ne1 else kya...
A: lol sheekha wats in a name n cum 2 think of it i'll learn a new lang..
S: gawwdd..!!! then go find a french n ho i can help u findin a chinese here .
A ( visibly hurt ):he is my soul mate *sobs * sobs*
S (meek acceptence) :okay okay never mind ill call him laddu then.. haha name has many subsets..u sure its just 1 person n u hvnt found luv in all of them..!!
A : buhooooo.......
so much for hurtin me ab mera 700 scraps karo else ill never forgive u...

N hence began the story of Nedermeyer.
Disclaimer : The story is purely an item of fiction and any resemblence whatsoever to any person dead or live is purely coincidental.

So Once upon a time thr lived in a small province of India a sweet and simple girl unknown to the maladies and prejudices existing in the big wide world outside.....
the little girl.....radha....lost in her own little world of dolls and sweets wudnt hve ever dreamt the future tht was destined to her......Blissfully ignorant of all those dark forces contriving against she grew up to be a beautiful young lady soft hearted and cheerful....and the admirers she had....ready to die for one glimpse of tht charming smile...But thr was not a single one among these 4r whom her heart wud skip a beat.....4r whose attention she wud love to seek.....no not here....not a single person.....alas tht desire to seek thy true love......made her leave the small valley of haapiness....n she went out with three pair of clothes a ring and two pair of shoes to seek her destiny......her true love....acroos seven oceans and the mountains.....he litlle princess went....but alas.....nowhere could she find him....whr was he??? disappointed and tired......drained of every penny and also probably every hope.....and nowhere to go......she took shelter under a leafy willow tree admidst the forest of rudgeria in the east coast of germany....Soon she was wandering in the comfortin lands of dreams....but today she saw something else....something....no someone she had been seekin so long....yes she saw him.....she awoke with a start.....and found herself staring at a man fair and handsome....who was starin...ohhh... right at her face....Yes this was the man she saw in her dreams....but who washe....and how did he find her....suddenly feeling shy....she cudnt muster enough courage to ask all these.....and went red at her own thoughts........there was a charm a fire an attraction.....that cudnt be said in words....unspoken they said everything....they felt it all.....they guy Arnsah Nedermeyer was a doctor in the kings army. There lay a painful irony infront.....he had just been summoned by the king.....to be a general....in the impendin war of the seven nations......jst met and time had come to say farewell....how cruel....after all the pains and so long a wait....jst for this one moment.....The they had an idea....they'll learn....learn the new ways of life.....n no they wont bid each other a teary gudbye...thrilled with wat had just dawned on them.....they lovingly created gmail id's just for one another......no they will never create an orkut homepage....never.....they did want nyone else in their life....jst the two of them......n thus they entered a whole new world.....a world of homepages n emoticons.....he was thr in the war.....but every nite wud write her a mail.....of course the warfield was wi-fi enabled and he had used all his savings to buy two laptops....one he had gifted to radha......Radha....eagely awaited those mails and dutifully replied to each and everone....but something was bothering her....
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Wat was botherin the lil princess... Will their luv be able 2 conquer the distances.. Will this be an happily ever after story.... What happens next....

To be continued..
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n yes for my dear sheekhu any time u r free (coz im utterly jobless ) we can continue with this new found obsession. ( J.K. Rowling in the making. )

17 comments:

dee said...

so nu day nu post...

hehe *crooked laugh in d air*... post toh suna suna lag raha hai...arnsah nede...(pata nahi seriously pronounce kaise karte honge)... doctor bhi hai... dreamland bhi hai... mountains n meadows... germany... mast setting hai...

but all said n done "anu ji hua kya??"

between...nice poste dudette....

Aashutosh said...

interesting post i must say....romance put in a humorous way....i hope u continue n complete the story soon ...it has left so many questions unanswered...[:)]

sharad said...

i presume, radha wud be using google translator to convert the german's mails to english..:)

waise, nice post..eagerly awaiting to see how much more tech-savvy this love can be..

Anonymous said...

interesting love story anu ji...
i hope the second part of the blog comes up quickly (and i know that it wont be cliched ).. :)

nadu..

pallavi said...

u r always gud at makin us laugh ;)
n awesome at story telling or rather making!!!!!!

Unknown said...

Hmm...Radha need not worry about the fate of Arnash Nedermeyer...(or whatever the name was..)
There is a reason the King has made him general...Coz he is a doctor and a member of the red cross...and it is against the geneva convention to Kill him...wid all the Global media around the enemy country wudnt even dare to touch our beloved General....
If u dnt believe chk out Al-Zazeera...they are telecasting the War live: and The BREAKING News is that the General is about 2 win..:)

Adi said...

Mast blog hai..very interesting! Sehr Gut!

Anonymous said...

cool post...

pallavi

I Am Nikhil said...

Aufwartung der zweiten Umhüllung

Sanku said...

uhmm... no anu .Frankly,i did not find these up to the mark as ur last post.the presentation was gud but it lacked substance in the writing.more punches in the story was desired. seemed more like frederik forsyth writing than jk Rowling.goin on and on but somewhere down the line missin the punches of a story. HImanshu;s comments are interestin n gives a new dimension.how abt osama sends an internet bomb, destroys the gmail and little radha builds a virtual body transmission to go n see that love of her life is all right but alas! wen she is transmitted to the battlefield she find her love romancing with Anna KOurnikova...And that was the moment she decides that indian guys are the best bet for a girl in this world.....

Unknown said...

very well said saumiya....its good but there is always a scope for a better script...overall a good try

Unknown said...

Well-written!

I wonder why I can't "write" stories... I definitely know which way to look now.. hehe!!

Nice post!

Blog on...

Amit
http://talkingtails.wordpress.com

shrill said...

Hey!Guten Tag!
yep..Deathly Hallows sure has a competition here!
me just waiting to know what happens next..
after Romeo-Juliet,rosalind-orlando,Troilus-Cressida..and Sure..Mumtaz shah jahan..
Here comes the love story of the new cyber century..
RADHA-ARNSAH

jishnukann said...

nice blog..

waise if radha is considering soumya's advice (abt the indian guys tht is) is it possible to give her my fone num..??
there must be some way..!!

http://lukingback.blogspot.com

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